Thursday, March 16, 2023

Swept

     “Hey. Hey bro. Do you know where the ladder is, I—hey! Where are you…?”

“Thank you. Thank you, bro.”

“Can you check me out?”

"Thank you, bro. Just getting something to eat. I’m bout to go on my break.”

“Hey, you don’t have to clean, I’ll clean, it’s too early to clean. I can clean in twenty minutes. You need to work on the rolltainer in the back. You need to put away all that dirt [bags of potting soil], bro, I mean….”

“Hey, you don’t get a break, bro. You started at six-thirty. I saw.”

“Hey, you need to tell me if you’re going to take a break. I’m busy. I need to watch the register.”

“Hey, you don’t have to do that [put away the dirt]. Just clean and do recovery. On the shelves.”

“I said you don’t need to do that. Bro. BRO! Man, this guy doesn’t listen.”

“Hey. Hey bro. Can you clean? I want to get out of here on time, bro.”

“Hey bro. How long is it taking you to sweep? You want me to sweep? Hey, hey BRO!”

“Hey. Hey BRO! You’re just gonna leave that broom there? That’s your broom. You need to, like, put it away. No one wants to clean up after you.”

“HEY! I asked you to lock the door! Now someone just walked in here! I mean, bro, I want to get out of here on time, bro.” The columnist heard his name called but, having chosen silence this shift, didn’t reply. Locking the front doors is something he never does. He’s not even 100% sure how to lock the doors. He’d ask but….

The columnist refers to the notebook that lists tasks for the night. Once finished with each task, he’s written “finished” next to it. Notice he hasn’t crossed out each task on the list as he finishes. That’s because his coworker doesn’t understand what crossing something out on a list means. He suspects it’s an attempt to obscure the writing and get out of work, giving him no choice but to start yelling. This coworker, if it hasn’t already been made clear, is the authority figure on site.

The manager has written something the columnist hasn’t seen before: that he should be ready by the time his coworker is ready. He takes between five to ten minutes after lights out. Reasonable, he thinks, for someone working right up until then, which would be the typical expectation for the closing shift at a job. Nevertheless he must have received complaints. This could only mean: be ready at the exact same time as the person he’s working with or earlier, despite not knowing when exactly someone will finish. But he takes heed. A minute later and the coworker he’s paired up with tonight will start yelling.

The columnist stands reading about gold mining in South Africa in The New Yorker, ready to leave.

“Hey. Are you gonna put away the broom? That’s your broom, bro. You left it there.”

“Hey. That broom is still there. Can you put away that broom? You left that broom there, right? That’s your broom, bro!”

“Hey! Your broom! Put away your broom! Are you listening? Hey! Man.”

“Man! I mean, bro! Your broom! It’s in the back! That’s your broom, bro! I don’t know what’s up with this guy. You crazy, man.”

“Put away your BROOM! That’s your BROOM! You left it there, right? Man, I’m calling [manager]. We’re not leaving til you put away that broom. I really don’t like working with you, for real, for real. Voicemail.”

“He’s here right now. He’s just standing there. Hey! Put away your broom! He won’t put away his broom.”

After he returns to the back, the columnist picks up the notebook and writes in the margin beside the list of tasks: [Coworker] yells a lot.

“If you wanna go home, go home, bro. It’s like you don’t want to be here, bro. I don’t get you.”

“You should leave. Just unlock the door and leave. This guy. Won’t put away his broom. I don’t know why they put us together.”

“Man, let’s get out of here. Unlock this door. You ready? What’s going on? Unlock this door. You can go home early. I hope I never work with you again.”

 

 

Monday, March 6, 2023

The Discomfort Zone

     I should have clarified: I’m not reluctant to read Jonathan Franzen’s non-fiction. On the whole I liked two of his essay collections, How to Be Alone and Farther Away, where one can find such pieces as “My Father’s Brain” and an unconventional celebration of Alice Munro. Although I must mention a unique experience I had with those books. At least a couple of pieces made me think of a specific scene, at a dinner party. I’m having a conversation with another guest when he suddenly, inexplicably starts raging. As his volume increases, I start nodding, backing away slowly, hands raised in fearful placation. Otherwise I thought of his non-fiction as a safe bet: the reader will get finely crafted sentences and paragraphs, some warm laughs, some silly laughs, and a thoughtful, impassioned take on his reading. Then I picked up The Discomfort Zone (2006), a memoir in essays.

Franzen thinks of himself as a novelist first and foremost and once directed attention to the skimpiness of this book as proof. Memoir isn’t my favorite genre to begin with. But one simple rule for it I’ve gleaned is to have led an eventful life. Or to have an event or generative milieu or teeming period to focus on. Or to have lived through horror. One might add: a mysterious or terrible affliction, though I’d be less likely to pick those up. Or a notable, strange, or traumatizing relationship. Years ago I read a review of a memoir by a man who wrote about a quirk of his: thinking out loud to himself. I’d give that a try. My own personal tastes, in the rare moments I’m in the mood for the genre: memoirs by mathematicians, musicians, basketball players, certain writers. I resist somewhat—a little less as of this writing, I suppose—in the abstract, thinking that a good writer, drawing directly from his or her past, will find something that’ll animate the book, no matter how bare the storage facility of memory may initially appear. But reading The Discomfort Zone, it occurs to me that ready access to whatever past one has coupled with style isn’t necessarily a surefire formula. And telling someone else’s story in fiction is a skill separate from the skill of telling a personal story rooted in fact, one Franzen doesn’t really demonstrate here. It’s as though absolutely nothing of interest ever happened to him, not to justify a book on its own merits, anyway. Roll up the steel door: Sock. Coupon booklet. Rubik’s Cube. Melon rind. It doesn’t matter so much in fiction because there’s no telling how a writer will transmute the past, though it certainly doesn’t hurt to enlarge what one draws from by having wacky and/or sexual adventures. By climbing a mountain and getting carried away by a river. By following the trail of blood. By living more life. Without the imaginative process, the reader gets the undistinguished backstory: Born in Chicago, raised primarily in Missouri. A quiet middle-class life in the suburbs. Mom, dad. Older bros pop in here and there. Grade school. High school. A church youth group. College. Intensive German language and literature studies. He meets the woman who would become his first wife. Later on they divorce. And he goes birding. The book is indeed skimpy, making it about as long as any of his novels.

Franzen deserves partial credit because he doesn’t spare himself and allows the reader to see his unpleasant side throughout the book. And eventually it becomes clear that it’s a conscious decision.

It was this other side of Avery—the fact that he so visibly had an other side—that was helping me finally understand all three dimensions of Kafka: that a man could be a sweet, sympathetic, comically needy victim and a lascivious, self-aggrandizing, grudge-bearing bore, and also, crucially, a third thing: a flickering consciousness, a simultaneity of culpable urge and poignant self-reproach, a person in process.

When I mention this standard by which to judge a writer, I think of to what extent, and in what tone, he or she will detail humiliations, weaknesses, exceptionally shameful moments, significant character flaws that cause undeniable harm. Franzen takes a different approach. It begins with the most shocking thing I’ve read in his work: In the opening essay, “House for Sale,” he expresses his lack of sympathy after Hurricane Katrina, wondering impatiently how much he should care when there are so many other disasters in the world to care about. First of all, the passage isn’t even integrated into the essay well, coming off as an outburst that ultimately would be better excised altogether. Still, people can never rid themselves of such thoughts completely. That’s why reason is so vital, as a gatekeeper, pushing back the impulsive thought, the stupid thought, the unspeakable thought. As I don’t believe society will ever suffer from an excess of reason, I try to ensure that it’s a steadfast presence in my work. But other writers devote more space to those thoughts, particularly if they suspect they're secretly common, to challenge them, presenting the inner conflict for the reader. I waited for Franzen to do the same. Within the essay, he doesn’t. Mostly though, in his awkward, ill-timed self-revelations, he resembles the more innocent oversharer. His own characterization is imbalanced against his favor and I wasn’t convinced he’s so dislikeable. He has friends, longterm relationships with women, and what makes him, for instance, seem annoying as a kid—immaturity, self-centeredness—is part of what it means to be a kid. Yet the reader is forced to take him at his word.

These are lengthy essays, six in just under 200 pages. Franzen is a writer who specializes in constructing a story over hundreds of pages. The problem he has with a shorter form is the least surprising part of the book: four are at once ungainly and truncated. I originally read his tribute to Charles Schulz as a taut heartfelt standalone piece. Expanded and juxtaposed with his own story in the essay “Two Ponies,” he sacrifices it without getting a better piece out of the deal. Or in “My Bird Problem,” he attempts to connect all of the following: the last act of his marriage and his divorce, learning to love his mother at the end of her life (though he stresses that he has his limits), troubles in a new relationship, environmental politics, humiliations while out birding, his embarrassment about being seen birding, climate change and birding, misanthropy and its softening through birding, veering from one to the next. Halfway through it, exasperated, I knew he’d fail, in keeping with most of the book, but by then I was nearly finished anyway.

It's not a total bust. Jonathan Franzen enters his mom’s house: “I had a Viking sense of entitlement to whatever provisions I could plunder.” Jonathan Franzen at the beach, irritated at someone taking pictures of birds: “She kept moving closer, absorbed in her snapshots, and the flock amoebically distanced itself from her, some of the gulls hopping a little in their haste, the group murmuring uneasily and finally breaking into alarm cries as the woman bore down with her pocket digital camera.” A paragraph:

Birds were what became of dinosaurs. Those mountains of flesh whose petrified bones were on display at the Museum of Natural History had done some brilliant retooling over the ages and could now be found living in the form of orioles in the sycamores across the street. As solutions to the problem of earthly existence, the dinosaurs had been pretty great, but blue-headed vireos and yellow warblers and white-throated sparrows—feather-light, hollow-boned, full of song—were even greater. Birds were like the dinosaurs’ better selves. They had short lives and long summers. We all should be so lucky as to leave behind such heirs.

He writes like that throughout. And one essay joins the other two on my list: “Centrally Located,” about responsible pranks and literature that succeeds in every way most of the others don’t. Nevertheless I was glad to get to the last page and out into the open air. The Discomfort Zone is strictly for completists and superfanzens.

I’m at a dinner party. Not usually my thing. Probably I felt obligated to go. I’m telling myself to behave, to be agreeable. As much as I can be while still being real. The hostess is attending to food and other guests. She’s the one person I know. I make a decision: instead of standing and looking around, I shall sit on the couch in the next room and stroke my chin. …Now! I take a seat. I didn’t even notice there was a man on the other end of the couch. He says hello and remarks on the gathering. I respond likewise, masking my disappointment that I didn’t have a chance to be alone for even a second. He begins telling me his life story. I laugh: He’s really doing this? Fine. I wasn’t occupied and he seems nice enough. Birth. Mom, dad. Elementary school. Third grade. Then came fourth grade. The subject of tetherball leads to a personal disclosure there's no need to repeat. Other guests enter the room and join the conversation. And they’re free to leave it. But this man is talking to me and I see no polite way out. I look to the entryway: No announcement that food is ready. Still. I concentrate on suppressing my gut’s roar of hunger, its rumble of anxiety, and its gentleman’s whistle. Eighth grade. Then High School! Freshman year. 1st period. Then 2nd period. Then 3rd period. I get up and stretch. But I can’t just leave. 7th period. 8th period. What would I be doing otherwise? Looking unapproachable somehow, no doubt. I should thank him. Other guests seem at ease, knowing I can participate in conversations too. Winter break, freshman year. Second semester starts. 1st period. 2nd period. “Oh, enough!” I cry. “I’ll get back to his fiction already!” Whistle.