Thursday, December 15, 2022

Studies in Ridonculousness: Evel Knievel is Jesus, Apparently

My studies in ridonculousness continue with Viva Knievel! (1977), a film starring a man once famed for daring motorcycle feats and sustaining severe injuries when they went awry. Watching movies like this is also daring, in a way. Not all terrible movies are good. Some are bad: baffling, inept, and, crucially, no fun, making them a complete waste of time. And some are just as baffling and inept but less than no fun, more bizarre, disturbing, and, depending on how long one cares to endure them, insanemaking. All fans of the ridonculous movie experience have a moment of crisis in which, holding their heads, they ask themselves: What am I doing with my life? I don’t want to waste my time. And I’d prefer not to lobotomize myself sitting through every minute of the absolute worst of the worst movies ever made. But it’s not always easy to tell which route the terrible movie will take from the start. My answer is to spend less of my life watching, imposing a time limit. Five, ten, maybe fifteen minutes. If I’m bored or frightened, if I’m feeling pain in the forehead region I didn’t have when I started it, I shut it off and try my best to forget. Minutes are an acceptable loss! for the chance of discovering properly ridonculous cinema. 

A note on the word “ridonculous.” You won’t find it in Merriam-Webster's dictionary. Yet. For now I look to a website I don’t visit often, the Urban Dictionary, which relies on postings by users and a voting system. The posting with the most votes is from 2004 by 755coop3: “Functionally similar to the word ‘ridiculous,’ this word is often used in its place for extra emphasis. Example: There's a ridonculous amount of cheddar cheese stuck in the printer. (Not a secret posting of mine.) But no provenance or noun form is provided. Scroll further down and doof0000, in another entry, informs readers that Roald Dahl uses the word “redunculus” in a children’s book called The BFG, published in 1982. I’m not sure where I picked it up from. A family friend? I didn’t realize the term went back as far as 1982, well before I started using it and meditating upon it (and before I was born). No joke, I thought it was my neologism! Anyway, ridonculousness, as a concept, is mutant ridiculousness: Take a rainbow afro wig. A banana hammock. A bazooka. Several blocks of cheddar cheese. Throw them into a vat of toxic waste. Season with a pinch or brick of cocaine, if you like. And stand back. Ridonculous. One can imagine or casually observe or trip on the sidewalk and into the ridiculous any day of the week. The ridonculous is unimaginable until someone (usually unwittingly) creates it or becomes it. In the former case, it’s an action movie based around a fusion of gymnastics and martial arts no one asked for called Gymkata. In the latter, it’s the living embodiment of ridonculousness, Vanilla Ice.  (Who also starred in one movie: Cool as Ice. In a word: Ridonculous.) 


Well, I finished Viva Knievel! And it didn’t even take five minutes to determine that I would. The movie shows promise from scene one: Knievel, in the leather jumpsuit-clad, winged haircut role of himself, sneaks into an orphanage at night to deliver toys to children. His presence causes one kid to throw off his crutches and walk unassisted. As the movie progresses, Knievel is never once found to do wrong. (From the Viva Knievel! theme song: “He’s a motorcycle bird/who is never coming down.”) He lives cleanly. He’s loyal to a fault. He won’t be cheated in business. He’s passionately anti-drug, turning the movie into half-PSA. So wholesome. During a dramatic scene, he’s accused by one character, almost incoherently, of having a flaw: caring too much for a vulnerable child. Viva Knievel! is feature-length promotion for Evel Knievel, modern day Jesus.

 

He has his enemies. The plot involves career sabotage, drug smuggling, murder, and blah, let’s discuss some satisfying absurdities. 


A photojournalist arrives to take pictures of Knievel in the event of a crash. She insists on being addressed not as miss but ms. [mizz]. Knievel rancorously says: “Oh, you’re one of them.” He means a feminist. After the label further defines her as antagonistic and shrill, her political views are never mentioned again. Once she’s done with her assignment, she plans on heading to South America to document a revolution. “Aw, they’re always having revolutions down there!” says Knievel. But the feminist gets caught up in Knievel’s exploits and, by the end, the movie simply assumes she’s fallen in love (and perhaps given up her career, renounced feminism, and converted to the Knievel religion).   


One of Knievel’s main acolytes in the movie is a child, the son of his assistant. I mock his lines thusly: Gee, Mr. Knievel! You’re the best, Mr. Knievel! Golly, Mr. Knievel! And with a pouty face for awards consideration: Say it ain’t so, Mr. Knievel. (Sowwy, “Evel.”) 


After Knievel is injured in a crash (and drama is abruptly and fleetingly introduced with the sudden announcement of his retirement), he’s taken to the hospital, where he lies in bed. This scene best sums up the quality of his acting: he can’t even lie in bed resting convincingly.

  

In a movie with much to do about drugs, there had to be a drug freakout. It’s performed by a name I recognize from movies I can’t stand: Gene Kelly.  


The dullest aspect of the movie by far, ironically, is the reason it exists in the first place: the messiah’s stunts. Since he’s limited to jumping over things, the filmmakers include a lot more buildup than (meager) payoff. The movie ends with Knievel finally sticking the landing. Unwittingly true. 


With fairly catchy theme song: “Viva, Viva Knievel/Viva, Viva K-nie-vel!”

 

Monday, December 5, 2022

Horror Stories

     Eva’s Man (1976), Gayl Jones’s second novel, isn’t notable for scenes or sentences, voices or characters. It’s a serviceable rendering of a lived-in, monochrome world. And that world is sickening. This effect is the novel’s sole distinction. The narrator, Eva, achieves this by recounting her history with men and boys, nearly all of whom are sexual predators.

The structure is fragmentary, chapters and sections only loosely organizing the whole. It mimics the hazy, shifting memory of a reticent, evasive woman becoming unhinged. As such, it isn’t always clear what’s going on, which seems mostly to be the point, and individual pieces lack pith, which likely isn’t. Though Eva veers between various periods of her life within each chapter, basically the novel moves (or oozes) forward: A murder, postmortem genital mutilation, and the abuse, witnessed and experienced, behind her crimes.

Jones has described Eva’s Man as a horror story. She nearly let it go out of print, having second thoughts about the harshness of her depiction of black men. (There was no need to worry. Every lewd remark and nauseating act she writes about could be attributed to certain men of any race. The evidence is a mere Google search away. There was no need to worry about the book.) The pain is painful and so is the pleasure. It’s graphic, without much letup.

I took more than a few breaks: Emerson. Like Seneca, an influence of his, indelible lines, questionable lines, moving lines, and howlers mingle together. And Pokémon. I’ll write the entry for my biographical timeline: “November 2022 – David Alvarado read Balzac and Emerson. On his latest Pokémon adventure, he went with a twelve Pokémon rotation, having demoted his Gumshoos (nicknamed, for reasons unknown to scholars, 'Gooj popolo') to PC limbo.” And movies, some of which gave me pause. In one, an alleged classic from the 40s, The Postman Always Rings Twice, based on an alleged classic by James M. Cain, a man unbothered by moral qualms and blind to any obstacle between him and his desire, or between desire and gratification, steals a kiss from another man’s wife. He has absolutely nothing to recommend him. Yet the viewer is supposed to believe the wife surrenders helplessly to a stranger’s charmless hunger or force of will. Lana Turner. With that guy, among the most unlikely candidates for a smoldering love affair. Talentless homely drifter degenerate lucky to live in an age before background checks. And it’s presented as merely bad behavior, not as ludicrous and creepy. Another horror story. The Criterion Collection actually featured an array of horror movies (of the 80s) in October. One can find more fantastical entries in the genre, such as Kathryn Bigelow’s near-perfect Near Dark or Jack Sholder’s obscure gem The Hidden. And one can also find the porous boundary between horror and crime, or horror and reality, in such movies as George Sluizer’s The Vanishing, which brings to mind examples outside of the 80s, such as Bob Clark’s Black Christmas or a favorite of mine, one of the best crime/horror movies I’ve ever seen, David Fincher’s Zodiac. I once watched it in the Castro Theater, where everyone was shocked into silence, except one man somewhere in the audience, who broke it with a laugh. A sinister laugh. Which brings me back to the novel. 

Eva’s Man is a fairly punishing read but not pointlessly so.

Thursday, October 6, 2022

The Literary Life, 3

     Martin Amis's late friend Christopher Hitchens advised a student to seek him out for his superlative comedy. Roberto Bolaño considered him one of the best writers in English and counted The Information (1995), a comic novel, among his favorites. I can't ignore their recommendations. And there's less-than-average risk involved: Should I find myself unable to share their enthusiasms (and I have), still got to know them better. But Hitchens on literature is my least favorite Hitchens, as far as his tastes and judgments go. And Bolaño also liked Night Train, Amis's crime novel, which I thought good but not so distinct or haunting that I had to see, in the immediate future, what else he could do. In the wider literary world, he doesn't seem to be an eminence of our time, exactly, and he's not obscure, either. What I remember most clearly as it pertains to him and his work are some of his rather annoying thoughts on reading and writing, not for what he thinks but how he thinks, in curiously disputable fashion. Amis on Franz Kafka's The Trial: "Unfinished by him and unfinished by us." "Us"? ("The discerning" would be my guess for an appropriately haughty retort.) Another of his: "I don't want to write a sentence that any guy could have written." No writer can ensure that every single sentence is like no other in a language more than one person writes in. Yet his untenable aesthetic standard, applied to his reading, once led him to dismiss an entire body of work because he'd come across a cliché. One bad sentence and you're supplying the grocery store with thrillers. In which case every writer, ever, can be tossed out now, including Martin Amis. This is according to a writer in the Irish Times, who once dismissed Amis's work because of a bad sentence. It was a bad (overwritten) sentence. The musician's guitar will go blurt, the baller will get to his spot and hit nothing but air, and the writer will let a shoddy sentence slip into an otherwise sound page. I can't remember Amis's bad sentence. And I find it absurd to reject him - or any writer, for that matter - entirely on that basis. So Amis takes the Nabokov stance, I take the Borges stance, and I started The Information guardedly.

It's satire about a form of literary hell. As a young writer, Richard Tull gets his start writing "eye-catchingly vicious" book reviews. He uses the momentum to publish a couple of novels, two books so difficult readers can't decide whether they're good or not. His followup novels, written in the same uncompromising mode, go unpublished. Now in middle age, with a wife and two children, he makes a meager living cobbling together whatever relevant work he can: reviewing thick biographies of figures he deems inconsequential, reading and marking submissions at a self-publisher that offends his literary principles, and editing a moribund arts magazine called The Little Magazine. His marriage has gone cold, his wife Gina (the primary earner) setting a deadline for when he must end his literary career. He's balding, impotent and  in awful shape, mentally and physically. Meanwhile, his "oldest and stupidest" friend, Gwyn Barry, has become a global publishing sensation with books Tull thinks are trash. He can't stand it. Plunging into what he acknowledges is madness, he sets out to "mess Gwyn up," as the back cover gently puts it. Amis proceeds to mess Tull up further, battering him relentlessly with fresh miseries and humiliations. I'm one of those readers who approaches all satire warily: more rage? Hope there's just cause. The narrator, Martin Amis, refers to Tull as an asshole and that alone wouldn't qualify. But his entry in the genre isn't too harsh or bleak or even unforgiving for consumption, for several reasons.

The Hitch hasn't disappointed me. And my view of Amis has changed. From what little I'd picked up beforehand, I didn't suspect he was particularly amusing at all. But The Information is, and in more than the usual one or two ways. His taste for pure silliness partially disarms me: 


Of the pressures facing the successful novelist in the mid-1990s Richard Tull could not easily speak. He was too busy with the pressures facing the unsuccessful novelist in the mid-1990s - or the resurgent novelist, let's say (for now): the unproved novelist. Richard sat in Coach. His seat was non-aisle, non-window, and above all non-smoking. It was also non-wide and non-comfortable.


He can be risqué (or impure) in his ridiculousness:


[Richard] kissed the boys as often as he could. His knowledge told him that boys should be hugged and kissed by their fathers - that what fucked men up was not being hugged and kissed by their fathers. Richard had not been hugged and kissed by his father. So he told himself to regard his relationship with his sons as purely sexual.


Tull steps out of the shower. "As Richard dried himself his chest was suddenly remoistened by the thought that he was - and had long been - nuts in the Johnson." Capital "J" [sic?].

Passing observations: Tull, in distress, walking around with all ten fingertips on his forehead. Someone's "intense sneer of puzzlement." (Try it at home!) Eyes of a loving husband that "bulge uxoriously." A meal of "sauce-glued nachos" (one of two nacho japes). 

He gets laughs in dialogue, builds them cumulatively and at paragraph-length...

He gets them with affection for the everyday comedy of family life. And irrepressible affection for his kids, even when Tull appears to be impatient with or distant from them, is what, arguably above all, complicates Amis's depiction of him. The second reason his novel of degradation and madness works: Tull isn't so bonkers that he can't enjoy his kids. In one scene, his son sings a simple song he made up about how much he likes his father and his father likes him. Tull is pleased but also criticizes his rhyming skills, inwardly. And he notes that his wife doesn't sing songs like that. And he remembers the time when, shocked and infuriated by the latest example of Gwyn Barry's scandalously good fortune, he overreacted to something his son had done and slapped him. He'd apologized repeatedly afterward. His son only replied: "we all have our bad days." Forgiveness like a salve. The book is primarily satire but Amis's humor isn't wholly corrosive. And, without jarring the reader, he can suddenly pause it for a genuinely tender or lovingly observed moment. It's satire with the customary exaggerations (that aren't always so exaggerated) as well as some unexpected nuances and light.

A third reason: Since Tull's torment is literary, the novel has the appeal of an insider's account of that world. One of the best lines of the book:


Like most young reviewers, Richard had come in hard. But instead of getting softer, more catholic, more forgiving (heading toward elderly impartiality and, beyond that, journey's end: a gurgling stupor of satisfaction with everything written) Richard had just got harder. 


Similar fun is had with novel writing, literary agents, radio interviews, readings, signings and other common features of the life. But more than that, Amis, in Tull and Barry, has worthy targets. Something absent from the book is love of literature. Not ready or willing to call it love? Scared of your love? Then the conviction or the nebulous nagging feeling the reader's life would be poorer without the book, without the search for books, without the music of considered language, without penetrating thought, without the guide. Literature gives Tull nothing to relieve or make sense of his sufferings and he won't try his hand at something more pleasurable or profitable. His ego won't let him admit that he may be wrong, that he isn't as great as he somehow came to believe, that he isn't owed an audience and the briefcase full of cash. To figure out what the obstacle to progress is, one requires a measure of self-curiosity. But Tull is incurious about himself. Instead of using a literary method, finding his answer in reading or writing, Tull's true, inexorable descent as a writer begins when he steps outside the bounds of literature to sabotage his enemy (his only friend) by any means, from chicanery to outright physical violence (though without the modicum of courage it would take to commit the act himself). Any writer who can't fight out in the open honestly is no real writer. The fake writer is deluded or delusive or, most poisonously, what Lichtenberg refers to as a deluded deluder. For presuming to consider himself a real writer (in addition to doing things like scheming to get Barry's wife hooked on coke and/or pregnant with his child) Tull is demolished. And I nod sagely. To this unsympathetic reader and reviewer of biography, Amis says: And what if I wrote your biography? On the other side is Barry, who spends much time contemplating how his own biography will read when he's not perusing his stack of newspapers and magazines, looking for any mention of Gwyn Barry. Amis is equally incisive about a squalid literary success.

The novel prompts me to differentiate between a writer of splendid sentences - aesthetically pleasing, impressive, quotable - and a writer who uses language distinctly but is more of an acquired taste. The first belongs to a small group generally recognized for prose style. The second belongs to no group and engenders every response: laudatory, indifferent, derisive. Given his past remarks, I thought Martin Amis would be in the first group. And he is capable of writing sentences that would gain him entry:


Once, in the street, on an agitated April afternoon, on his way back from lunch with some travel editor in some transient trattoria, he had seen a city cyclone of junkmail - leaflike leaflets, flying flyers, circling circulars - and had nodded, and thought: me, my life.

From above. Imagine clouds as you would be seeing them for the first time: on your way in. Clouds would be telling you about the earth. About its cliffs, its mountains and plateaus, its pastures and snowfields. Clouds would be telling you about its sandbars and sandflats, and insistently telling you (seven-tenths of the time) about its oceans and their postures of turbulence and calm. From above, even though the beauty of the clouds had lost some of their innocence, their pristine aura of eternal unregardedness, because nearly everyone from below had seen them now, the sky was telling outsiders about the earth.


Mostly, however, at least in The Information, Amis is more of the second kind of writer. Okay, he writes countless sentences that could be mistaken for those of most any other writer. ("Gwyn awoke," "it was ten o'clock," etc.) He also writes countless sentences that aren't pretty, aren't mini-events in themselves, and that the average writer could conceivably write but wouldn't necessarily think to write: "We are agreed - come on: we are agreed - about beauty in the flesh," "He had a reputation as a. He made no secret of his love of. To him, the fairer." Non-standard, informal sentences, the change-up however minor: a peculiar rhythm, a surprising colon or semicolon, the slight modification provided by an adjective or an adverb, italics, rhyming. And there's one other aspect to his language that struck me and merits special attention. About a third of the way into the book, I began to notice one of his verbal tics:


There she stood, in light lipstick and light pancake and light woollen suit, holding her teacup in joined palms.

Kafka's beetle didn't just pretend to like lying around on unswept floors beneath items of disused and disregarded furniture. To paraphrase a critic who also knew about beetles and what they liked, Kafka's beetle took a beetle pleasure, a beetle solace, in all the darkness and the dust and the discards.

To get them through this debate, Richard had to smile. And if it hurts when you smile, you realize how often you smile when you don't want to - how often your smiles are smiles of pain. He knew from mirrors how his smiles made him look.

While it would always be true and fair to say that Richard felt like a cigarette, it would now be doubly true and fair to say it. He felt like a cigarette. And he felt like a cigarette.

 

Once I picked up on how frequently he repeats words and phrases, diminishing somewhat the overall effect it has rhetorically, I began counting and got 107 formulations like the above in about 200 pages. I've never encountered another writer who does it and it engenders every response from me. Gwyn Barry's language is easy enough to handle but "barbarically plain." Richard Tull's language causes headaches and sudden illnesses. And somewhere in the middle, in effect, is Martin Amis: jolting, arresting, fatiguing, abrading.

Throughout, he integrates material about the universe but I can't think of a strong connection it has to the main narrative. No one reflects on their existence. No one is an astrophysicist or astronomer. It furnishes some metaphors about the characters, though without a stronger connection it can seem like an arbitrary interpolation, applicable to any fiction about people and their microscopic lives, in the context of universal time. ("It might help if we knew all this. It might help if we felt all this.") It's another form of information so doesn't come off as pretentious, more like a failed attempt at approaching the fiction from another angle. And while I'm admitting to what I haven't picked up, I'm drawing a blank about his conception of that word which is the title of the book. It's used at least a dozen times in the novel, is emphasized to generate a force I never feel the impact of. As a result, I'm not quite sure of what to make of his ending. 

Back on firm ground, I have misgivings about what constitutes the wisdom of the book, namely about men and women. His satirical portraits are mostly persuasive, with the exception of a woman who specializes in obscure women writers, which is what partly makes her a joke. And everything about her, including signs of mental instability and her eventual suicide, is a joke. Then there are asides like these:


All men are eternally confronted by this: other men, in blocs and sets. Equipped with an act, all men are confronted by an audience which might cheer or jeer or stay silent or yawn rancorously or just walk out - their verdict on your life performance.

And men attended only one school of acting (the method), that of the cool. That's men. That's men for you: hams of cool.


The bell rang ending lunchtime long ago. I have no act. Certain men have an act. It shows. As do women - certain women. And I'm not putting on a show for an audience every day of my life because, as Harold Bloom observes in Genius, it really means living two lives simultaneously, as performer and spectator, watching closely, guts knotted, forever sweating your own performance. Which ends in madness. The cool head is fostered offstage and permits consideration of facts the overheated head doesn't. For example: The crowd is unlikely to be of one opinion. (If it is, think: horror movie, authoritarian regime, dystopia.) And not all those opinions, plural, will be informed or sophisticated or generous. To believe otherwise is to let anyone who comes along twist you as he or she sees fit. The very fear of that crowd will warp you before you even face it.

"Poets got women. They didn't get anything else, and women sensed this; so they got women": It is a halting read, as I get lost shaping replies to this stuff.

A split. Another instance in which I'm not in agreement with Bolaño. Although The Information is almost totally different than Night Train: proof of Amis's range, of his refusal to settle. It's mixed but memorable.


Monday, September 12, 2022

1966

     An uncontroversial opinion: Jimi Hendrix is the greatest rock n roll guitarist there ever was (and probably ever will be). For a period in my teen years the studio albums were on repeat, I wore the t-shirt until it faded and started ripping at the armpits, I continue to cherish the otherworldly aspect of his image, yet until now I was almost completely unaware of Hendrix's early life, as seen in Charles R. Cross's biography, Room Full of Mirrors (2005). Growing up in Seattle in the middle of the 20th century, he endured practically everything that could stunt or extinguish a life: Desperately poor, often not knowing where his next meal would come from. Two alcoholic parents. The early death of his mother (his father forbid him from attending the funeral). A broken family. Frequent moves from one place to another. Academic problems that eventually forced him to drop out of high school. An instance of sexual abuse. Racism. Without music, he once said, he would have ended up in prison, a fate he avoided the first time by joining the military and the second by luck, a fate his own brother didn't avoid. Although he had his dreams and ambitions, and the physical advantage of long fingers, it's not so much that he was uniquely tough or naturally talented. He didn't vow to get out any way, any how, and just happen to use music for that purpose. It was obsession that saved him. He strummed a broom until the straw came off. His first real guitar was an acoustic with one string someone was about to toss into the garbage. He strapped it to his back and, with cardboard in his shoe to cover up a hole, wandered around town pursuing the sound of musicians rehearsing. They let him stay and shared a tip or two. A boarder at his home was a blues fan and shared her records with him. At her husband's urging, Hendrix's father reluctantly bought him a cheap electric guitar, no amp, but refused to let him play lefthanded (something about the devil) or practice too much (due to the threat he might seize the instrument and return it, Hendrix found a place outside of home to store it). From then on, the instrument was almost never out of his hands. As in: Practicing before bed. Sleeping with the guitar on his chest. Waking up and resuming practice. Practicing on the way to a gig. Practicing on the way from a gig. Going to the movies with it and strumming through the film. His drug taking would begin with amphetamines to stay up longer, to wring out even more practice time from the day. And, for the entirety of his life, 27 years, he barely took a rest. 

After pretending to be gay to get himself discharged from the Air Force, he stood outside Fort Campbell on the Tennessee/Kentucky border with hundreds of dollars in his pocket from unused leave. He went into a jazz bar and got drunk. Hours later he found himself with $16, not enough for bus fare. He thought better of calling home for the money and instead snuck back onto the base he'd just successfully escaped to sleep in his old bunk. And he stole the guitar he'd sold, possibly to prove to his superiors that he'd truly descended into madness, to a fellow soldier. To survive, he began living as he would for years: couchsurfing, or staying with women he met in clubs for as long as they would have him. He never held down one day job. From Nashville to Vancouver to the theaters, bars, pool halls, and BBQ joints that made up the Chitlin Circuit. Hendrix learned to play blindfolded, behind his back, and with his teeth. During this part of the book onward, a dazzling parade of cameos commences (though not every encounter is pleasant): Sam Cooke. Otis Redding. Curtis Mayfield. Tommy Chong. Bobby Womack. 

He turned 21 the day before John F. Kennedy was assassinated. A month later he moved to New York.

His first girlfriend there, Lithofayne Pridgeon, felt her only competition for his attention was his guitar. He won an amateur competition at the Apollo. He met the Isley Brothers and watched the Beatles's first appearance on Ed Sullivan with them. They hired him. He toured with the group and recorded some singles. But tiring of how strict they were, and how little seen he was in their revue-style setup, he joined another tour. During a break in Memphis, he paid a visit to Stax Records to meet guitar hero Steve Cropper. A secretary informed him and he told her to tell the guy he was busy recording. When he was finished, the secretary told him the guy was still waiting. He'd sat there all day. Hendrix was surprised to discover Cropper was white. He mentioned he played a little guitar himself and listed some of his recordings. The admiration, it turned out, was mutual. Hendrix lost track of all the groups he supported. He joined Little Richard's band and angered him by wearing a satin shirt. "I am the only Little Richard! I am the King of Rock and Roll, and I am the only one allowed to be pretty. Take that shirt off!" (That's one of the cleaner Little Richard stories.) To get off the road, he focused on becoming a studio musician. He signed a contract without reading it and got out of it only because the label fell apart. He joined a band with a pimp as a front man. He signed another contract without reading it which would cause legal problems for him in the future. He recorded a bad song with Jayne Mansfield. Back on the road, with a racially integrated group, in the South, the musicians weren't allowed to leave the backstage area for breaks. He told friends about a dream he had that the year 1966 would change his life. But he was still going hungry. He had no protection against the New York cold. And once again he had a hole in his shoe. He joined another band in Harlem and shocked his fellow musicians with how fast he learned their material. Gigs didn't pay enough. He began dating a prostitute, Diana Carpenter, and they shared their dreams and dark personal histories. One day he came home to find a john choking her. He saved her. She became pregnant with his child. He insisted she stop working the streets and attempted to support them on his earnings from music but eventually they resorted to theft to get by. A store owner caught them and chased them with a baseball bat for several blocks. Without saying anything, Carpenter went back to the streets. When Hendrix found out, he beat her. Carpenter was arrested by an undercover cop and, since she was underage, she was given the choice of jail or a bus ticket home to her parents. She took the ticket and, at home, gave birth to a daughter. Since Hendrix had no fixed address, she lost hope of contacting him. Another prostitute he dated bought him a guitar. She introduced him to an influence on his look and stage act, The Spider King, who brought the limbo to the USA. Playing a show to a near-empty room, Hendrix was spotted by Keith Richards's then-girlfriend, a model named Linda Keith. She invited him to her table to share a drink with her and her friends. They stayed for the rest of his show and later that evening, hanging out at her place, she offered him acid. He declined but said he'd like to experiment with LSD if she had any. He took it, looked in a mirror, and thought he was Marilyn Monroe. 


Jimi insisted to close intimates that he played colors, not notes, and that he "saw" the music in his head as he played it. His description of his creative process has an eerie similarity to what Dr. [Albert Hoffman, who discovered lysergic acid diethylamide] wrote about his own first acid trip: "Every acoustic perception...became transformed into optical perceptions."


Keith also played him an album he hadn't heard yet, Blonde on Blonde. Hendrix, always careful to style his hair properly, took out the curlers he kept in his guitar case and curled his hair in front of her as he spoke freely about his disappointing career. She played him rare records from Keith Richards's personal collection. They put Blonde on Blonde on again. Hendrix started playing along to it, admitting he didn't have his own guitar. She resolved to go out and get him one. Hendrix visited Greenwich Village. In Harlem he was an alien but the Village crowd accepted him. He went to the Cafe Wha?, where Bob Dylan played years earlier, for an open mike and afterward the manager invited him to return. For whatever reason, Hendrix left his guitar there and the next night, when he found that it was gone, had to borrow one. It was righthanded. Without hesitation, he flipped it upside down and played it that way. He was invited to return. He met strangers in a music shop and formed a group. This time he would be the leader. They played mostly covers, remade as Hendrix songs: Wilson Pickett, The Troggs, Howlin Wolf, Dylan. He played around with electronic devices to alter his guitar sound. Other guitarists started showing up to watch his rehearsals. Getting thoroughly outplayed provoked mixed feelings. Linda Keith wasn't sure about getting romantic with Hendrix. She once walked in on him in bed with seven women. She decided he wasn't one for monogamy. Still, she worked to promote him to powerful industry figures she knew, out of sheer enthusiasm for his skills. The Rolling Stones's manager, Andrew Loog Oldham, attended a show and passed. Seymour Stein of Sire Records passed. The Stones came to a show and only Richards paid close attention: What was his girlfriend doing with this Hendrix guy? (Presumably he didn't know that Keith had borrowed a guitar of his without asking and Hendrix smashed it.) So things weren't looking good until Chas Chandler, bassist for the Animals, attended a show and discovered what Keith and Hendrix's small fanbase at the cafe had. Spilling a milkshake on himself, Chandler thought: "He's the best guitarist I've ever heard." He introduced himself to Hendrix and they talked business. Chandler, who was on the verge of leaving the popular group and going into management, suggested he take his act to England. They parted with a plan.

The Animals tour concluded and Chandler was back in New York to follow the plan and take his prospect to his home country. Hendrix had to be tracked down over several days. He wavered. He needed papers. These were obtained. Finally, he came to think that he could survive there as he had in the US. He landed in Heathrow Airport on September 24th, 1966.


Earlier in the year, doing research on the right John Coltrane biography to read, a critic somewhere suggested that the problem with jazz biographers is that, in ecstasy over the music, they tend to try matching language with subject by writing jazzy. Charles R. Cross doesn't try to write psychedelic rock n roll. He's the sober attentive journalist: no 20-minute verbal drum solos, just the facts. It's a lucid account with one minor but notable structural misstep. The common approaches to introducing a biography are either to begin from the beginning or with a representative scene from later in life as prologue. Or something else significant about the figure. Instead Cross starts awkwardly with an unrepresentative scene that builds to a mildly amusing punchline. Nowhere else does he go to such lengths for the broad gag, to the book's benefit. 

As for the latter half of Room Full of Mirrors, no less absorbing than the former, the reader learns, among other things, the origins of a cliché, one of the first I was ever aware of as a young music fan: the sex, drugs, and rock n roll lifestyle. Hendrix was one of its first casualties.